Don’t Drink the Water


Deep in the waters of Lake Champlain, it is said there is a beast that is nearly 200 feet long, with skin or scales as black as night, and older than even the United States of America since records of sightings of her date back to the earliest colonization efforts in what would become Vermont and New York. And while “Champ” as she is affectionately known on both sides of the lake is protected by law by both decree of both Vermont and New York state legislatures, this bar is about celebrating Vermont’s love for their lake monster because let’s face it- New York didn’t name a minor league baseball team after her.
Don’t Drink the Water, then, is a tribute to Vermont’s numerous craft breweries: featuring beer powder for even more lather, plus a fragrance oil that smells like a fruit-forward ale or lager (but not too much fruit!), this is the soap for the cryptid hunting beer lover in your life… or maybe the beer hunting cryptid lover if they’re more a stay at home enthusiast!

8 in stock (can be backordered)

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Ingredients: Olive Oil, Water, Coconut Oil, Palm Oil, Lye, Castor Oil, Fragrance, Sodium Lactate, Colorants, Beer Powder


Additional information

Weight 4.5 oz
Dimensions 3.8 × 2.75 × 1.25 in